Groom Wear

the kilt is en route: Scotland called and confused Jessie to prove it. The trouble is once it arrives, how will I know if it looks right? Luckily, the Earth created Sean Connery, who has written a handy pictoral guide to wearing the celtic man skirt:
Sittin'Doon wi'oot flashin unmentionables (the trick is to keep em in the jacket pocket)

Approriate kilt undies (and sidearm)

Knee lunge during bride and groom dance (kilt is improvised and imagined).
And scene.